Prisoner of Consumerism Shirt

A man relaxes day in day out, for many years, under the shade of a fruit tree, on the edge of a beach. He feeds himself on the fruit of the tree.

One day a man in a suit comes along and asks, “What are you doing here?”

“Just sitting watching the waves” replies the Tree Man.”

The Man asks “What do you do for work?”

“Oh, well I don't work”

The Man, “Why don't you pick some of these fruits and take them to the market?

“Ok, well after that what do I do?”

The Man “Well you can save up and buy yourself a wheel barrow, then take more to the market.”

“After that, what do I do?”

The Man “Well one day, you buy yourself a truck and take more to the market.”

“After that, what do I do?”

The Man "Well after you do that long enough you can come back here and sit under your tree.”