Bettie Trooper Clone T-Shirt

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Own this 100% Cotton, Funny Bettie Trooper Clone T-ShirtThis shirt is preshrunk, machine washable, and available in a variety of sizes. To buy one of these limited quantity shirts press the orange button above now.

I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the "LadyClone Clinic".

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.